Cypher's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[NS2 - Joe's Night Club]

Well..

This sure is odd..at least you agree it's "nonsense". No plot and no real sense of direction was the main failing of this movie.

At least it had some pretty cool graphics, and the sounds were alright.

There was violence..but if you look at when the "Club Fight" breaks out..there are a few people just shooting or stabbing into nothing..

Still good effort.

Keep 'em coming DeadFace.

Thanks.

-Refkinson.

[The One Hair Guy]

Nice nice.

I like these little cartoons with nice animation and a simple idea.

They are just a little break from some of the more heavy movies that are here on Newgrounds. See even this could be a series..keep up the good work..

I love your animation.

Thanks.

-Refkinson.

[the dark knight pt 1]

All I can say is..

Holy Potatoes Batman!

Did you get this from the Batman movie? Where the Joker is stealing artwork etc..

Seems like it..

Coulda made up your own plot..or called the movie 'Batman' or something.. Meh. It was pretty good flash though.

Nice animations and characters..

Thanks.

-Refkinson.

[ClockCraft3 - TheProphecy]

Whoa!

Archon, I love your work..especially 'A Clock's Riddle'. I have watched it many a time.

Now this..this is excellent..I love the two clocks fighting..the physics are near perfect..I also love how you've jerked the camera when they attack etc..it gives it a greater sense of.."realism".

Excellent work..

All those users out there who don't give a second thought about how the movie was made..and blam only because it's the Clock Crew are retarded.

I hope you all meet at the "Gay Sexpo" which is subsequently in Singapore and you all get SARS and die from internal bleeding etc. etc.

Good work Archon.

You are going to be one of my favorite users...now.

:D

Thankyou. Keep on making the excellent flash.

Thanks.

-Refkinson.

ArchonClock responds:

W00t w00t!

[Ze Martial Arts]

Hey nice work.

Nice style, and idea. Short but funny, nice animations what more can I say?

ano45 all your "review" is now as credible as shit.

You brought reality into it, we aren't watching scenes from reality..or is that too hard for you to take in? You deadbeat to "society" (which consequently is reality, but since he is probably a real person inside what we call "reality" I come down to his level and beat the bitch out of him..I retire too hard can't get all the bitch out of him).

"i know of at least 6 ways to get them on the ground" do I or indeed does anyone give a shit? No! So shove your 6 ways up your ass! (He likes it).

"twisted mother fucker" That's sure original. Why don't you ponder over something more original..like..you gargantuan piece of monkey excrement for example..I mean come on I wasn't even trying..

Too much ranting..:/

P.S. Keep 'em coming Dark_Homsar :D

Thanks.

-Refkinson.

Dark-Homsar responds:

Thanks man.
Although I didn't think this'd do good, I mean I only made it as a joke, but I felt like submitting.

Too bad I forgot about my movie rating battling average :S

It's still B+ :D

[I like Lemons]

I like..

Good to see (an Australian author?) I'm aussie myself and it's good to see some local talent..if indeed you are Australian.

Good job. I like the style of this movie.
Some drawbacks were, the sound, especially the sratchy voice recordings and pauses in the voices.

But I liked the humour etc used.

Oh and to reply to the review by "GrumpyOverlord".

Due to the shitness of your review, I'm gonna send you a "surprise" letter saying:

"You've won tickets to visit Disney World for 2 weeks free of charge!" when in fact it will be a plane ticket to Iraq. Consequently I will have sent a forward letter to the MOAI (Mob Of Angry Iraqi's) who will be indeed very angry about their oil being stolen. I shall tell them it was YOU, GrumpyOverlord who is stealing it.

So they are on the look out for a knobbly-kneed skank coming out of the plane..YES YOU! Then they shall trample you to death and leave you as pavement scum..I guess not much changes.

P.S. Keep 'em coming Midas13 :D

Thanks.

-Refkinson.

Midas13 responds:

hey thanks for you review and yeah i am an Aussie.

[Driving]

Nice.

This was excellent, smooth flowing and nicely timed movie.

The use of voice was decent, the ideas were good and clarity etc was all excellent.

And now, to the flaming of all users who give negative shit reviews!

Hey shady. Your "wrack"? Well first off I don't know what wrack means, but I'm sure it means something so incredibly stupid that if you try to find out the meaning to it your brain will dry up, shrink and then explode, this will leave the average person with the same IQ as...you! Yes you shady!

Write something construtive, rather than say shit all about something you don't give a shit about..you don't even have a profile. So either get one and come up with an original name. Or fuck off..because no one wants you here. You are a waste of bandwidth and I hope you get an haemorrhoid on the side of your ass and it implodes and kills you. :D

P.S. Keep 'em coming Billy.

Thanks.

-Refkinson.

wastleboy responds:

Uuuh, thanks a lot!

[Nair]

So it didn't get the best score.

But it was a good effort, good idea and nice execution.

Hey! johnnyrottenwannabe! Your a floundering piece of shit! I suggest you take your computer and throw it into the nearest river! It will probably come up with more constructive shit than you had to offer.

I wish you got leprosy so when you were typing your "stupidasshit" review, your fingers fell off and mashed into your keys and then you died and we could all run around in circles and laugh...ha ha ha ha......yeah.

But at least we have an author making something worth looking at.

Keep up the good work, make a longer one next time.

Then maybe johnny can say something worth reading.

Thanks.

-Refkinson.

[Samurai Stick]

Wow.

Shut the fuck up Thrice_Is_AWESOME.

I've been tailing you around recently, and what do I find? You've been dropping shit cloud reviews on people?

Well to you I take my hat off..and the top of my hat says Fuck You!.

Now..sorry for that rant, he just shits me.
ChuChu..nice work man, you have used the nice little animation effects and made it into a long rolling movie, it's a very good movie. Another good field to move into is sprite animation you forgot to mention.

A lot of people do hate sticks, but who cares..they're just "cranially fucked".

I like your style..keep them coming.

Thanks.

-Refkinson.